i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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