i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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