just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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