I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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