blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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