he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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