How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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