Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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