brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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