Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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