What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
don't judge my taste in strippers
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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