You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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