Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my shit smells like andre
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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