the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If I had your ass I would rule the world
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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