just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
