Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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