so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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