Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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