she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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