Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Mom said you looked used
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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