The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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