One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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