He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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