You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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