So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You dont lie about slip and slides
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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