We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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