I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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