Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
