In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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