i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
