when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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