so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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