I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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