Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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