i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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