My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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