don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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