somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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