And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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