Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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