Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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