so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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