Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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