You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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