i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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