This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just cut my nipple shaving
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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