I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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