I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
