I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
jump out the window naked night went bad
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
