Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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