Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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