There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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