If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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