Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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