Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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