but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There r osticjed everywhere
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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